Article 1.

Ukraine is a democratic, law-based State of general well being. The guarantee for well being in Ukraine is the well being of the guarantee of its Constitution.

 

Article 2.

Democracy and pluralism of thought is acceptable and guaranteed in Ukraine. Everyone can have his own opinion, though the President - has a right opinion.

 

Article 3.

Multiparty system is active in Ukraine.

Parties in Ukraine are divided on constructive and opposition.

Constructive parties support democracy, reforms and the President. They can unite into forums and unions voluntarily and by the instructions of the President.

Organizations that call themselves an opposition and demand impeachment of the President are illegal and are comprised of liars, hooligans and embezzlers of public funds.  

 

Article 4.

Censor is prohibited in Ukraine.

Owners of the Mass Media control their journalists who have to support democracy, reforms and the President.

 

Article 5.

The State language in Ukraine is Ukrainian, Russian is the mandatory language.

 

Article 6.

Land - is the main national wealth and must belong to the richest people of the whole nation.

 

Article 7.

The property in Ukraine is inviolable, but it can be privatized. 

 

Chapter II. Rights and freedoms.

Article 8. About citizenship

Everyone in Ukraine can have only one citizenship and as many passports as he can afford to buy.

 

Article 9. About freedom of speech

In Ukraine one has the right to speak in support of democracy, reforms and the President. Everyone has a possibility to criticize opposition.

 

Article 10. About freedom of public meetings/gatherings

Citizens of Ukraine are free to gather for meetings and protests according to instruction of the local authorities. They are free to gather without instruction of the local authorities only in solitary places.

 

Article 11. About freedom of consciousness

Everyone who has money is free from remorse.

Churches exist in Ukraine to guarantee this right

 

Article 12. About bank deposits and trusts

The Government guarantees safety of deposits and trust of those, who gathered them

 

Article 13. About private property

The citizens can own any property, partly sharing it with the government and governmental officials (such kind of property is called private)

 

Article 14. About the right for labor

In Ukraine the right for free unpaid labor is guaranteed.

 

Article 15. About professional unions

Professional unions exist to protect employers from employees

 

Article 16. About strikes

The right to conduct strikes is guaranteed. Strikes are forbidden.

 

Article 17. About public health protection

Medicine is free in Ukraine, but you have to pay for the treatment 

 

Article 18. About pensioners

Everyone who has retired must pay rent and utility bills timely. For this pensioners are given their pension. 

 

Article 19. About education

Everyone in Ukraine has the right to buy a diploma or certificate about education according to one's choice. Teachers in their own way and financial means give knowledge at educational establishments.

 

Article 20. About children's' rights

The Pan-Ukrainian program of Ukraine is called "Spouse of the President - to the children of the President and children of the President's friends"

 

Article 21. About protection of family

Ukraine cares about and protects the family of the President.

 

Article 22. Protection and rights and freedoms

Everyone whose rights were violated can go to the court, but it is useless.

To protect one's rights, one can appeal to International organizations, but it is not recommended. 

 

Article 23. Guarantees of rights and freedoms.

Timely bribes are the guarantee of rights and freedoms.

 

Article 24. About the Bar

Lawyers help citizens in gathering and distributing bribes

 

Chapter III. Responsibilities of citizens.

 

Article 25. About financial responsibilities

All citizens must pay taxes for the needs of the government and bribes - for other needs.

 

Article 26. About adherence to laws

Everyone must adhere to laws

 

Article 27. About limitation of responsibilities

With enough bribes all any responsibility becomes voluntary.

 

Chapter IV. About power of people

 

Article 28. About power of people

The power in Ukraine belongs to people and is executed in the form of national initiative, elections and referendum.

 

Article 29. About national initiative.

The most important questions of governmental policy are solved by the initiative of nation. Administration of the President knows what the entire nation wants. 

 

Article 30. About elections

Elections in Ukraine are democratic, regular and futile

 

Article 31. About referendum

During the referendum people freely speak for the President and his politics

 

Article 32. About promotion of national power

Participation of citizens in elections and referendums is non-mandatory. Election commissions provide votes for those that could not come and vote themselves or those who voted incorrectly.

 

Chapter V. Organs of governmental power

 

Article 33. About the head of the country

The Head of the State, the Supreme Commander-in-Chief and the guarantee of the Constitution in Ukraine is the President. Our President - Leonid Kuchma

 

Article 34. About elections of the President

Every five years people come to vote at free, democratic and alternative elections where they vote for the President of Ukraine - Leonid Kuchma

 

Artivle 35. About authorities of the President

The President of Ukraine executes all responsibilities that he can and other responsibilities that are mentioned in the Constitution.

 

Article 36. About President's immunity

The President of Ukraine is not responsible for his action because it is not his fault.

 

Article 37. About impeachment

In case when Verkhovna Rada unanimously supports the claim against the President about a serious crime that will be approved by the Supreme and Constitutional Courts, the President has to resign or deny the accusation.  

 

Article 38. About legislative power

Legislative power in Ukraine belongs to the Parliament - the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine.

 

Article 39. About Parliament

The Verkhovna Rada is comprised of 450 deputies who are elected by the citizens of Ukraine and recommendation of the President's administration. The term of service at Verkhovna Rada is 4 years.

 

Article 40. About authorities of the Parliament

The Verkhovna Rada approves laws and supports the President

 

Article 41. About laws

Laws are passed in order to calm citizens and support the President's authority in the eyes of international governments and international organizations. In order to rule the government different organs of power write instructions and decrees.  

 

Article 42. Immunity of deputies.

Deputies who support democracy, reforms and the President are not responsible for their violations of laws.

 

Article 43. About rule over the country.

President's administration rule the country.

Responsibility for this rule is on the government.

 

Article 44. About formation of the government

The Government is formed by the President of Ukraine. After the appointment of member of the Cabinet of Ministers the Verkhovna Rada approves its structure and if it refuses to do so - the President terminates (dissolves) the Verkhovna Rada because it is not constructive.

 

Article 45. About accountability and responsibility of the Government

Government obeys to the President and is accountable before the Parliament. By the majority of votes Verkhovna Rada can express no confidence to the Government. When the Partilament expresses no confidence to the Cabinet of Ministers the President resignes tha Cabinet and forms a new one from the same ministers.

 

Article 46. About the Ministry of Internal affairs of Ukraine.

Police provides violation of rights and legal interests of the citizens and organizations, coordinates activity among criminal gangs and unceasing growth of corruption among the police itself.  

 

Article 47. About the Security Service

SS executes supervision over sales in gas, guns and oil.

 

Article 48. About the organs of local government

To protect needs of the President, the President appoints local heads of president administration in the regions and districts of Ukraine.

 

Article 49. About prosecutor

The Prosecutor's office in Ukraine supervises correct distribution of bribes. Prosecutor general protects the President from the opposition.

 

Article 50. About the court power

The court in Ukraine is dependent and useless.

 

Article 51. About awards.

There is an award in Ukraine "For faithfulness to the President" and order "For the service to the Motherland" (in the decree to give the order they specify which Motherland).

 

Chapter VI. About amendments/changes to the Constitution.

 

Article 52. The order of making amendments

The President offers changes. The people come to the referendum and support the President's propositions on changes to the Constitution.

 

"Freedom", № 25, July 2-9, 2002 г.